What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Are Indian girls awesome in bed? Do they taste different than our American girls? Does anyone has experience with both American and Indian girls?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Goldfinger

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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